This will be an unprecedented, memorable event that will bear no further repetition of my direct enterprise. Circumstances, however, bring me to despair:
IN THE NAME OF GOD, TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!
A few dictums made hereon necessary:
♥ ~ spandex is a privilege, not a right.
♥ ~ your hair is neither allowed to weigh more than you, nor absolved of
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